I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the porn receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d memek explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their memek partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – crot was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the porn need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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